twernt

I do believe it's wrong, definitely. Standing around, and laughing at someone, infringing on people's rights. They laugh at you, or they could jump out of cars, they rob you. Somebody could giggle at you. That's a violation of your civil rights. Comedy. That's what the world is for. That's what it's based on. That's what this economy is based on. Are you telling me that you don't see the connection between government and laughing at people? Listen, somewhere they're gonna hang 'em. I would take my belt off, and I would (slap) wham! If he back-talks to me, I'll slap him across the face. Fish should deal with fish, and that way, they could only prey on fish. Possibly fines, exile. Mental institutions. Correction place. Should use a baseball bat on 'em. A good (slap) whack on the seat. They might even jeopardize the fish. Dog, not halibut. Contamination. A nuthouse. The Alcatraz. Jail.

December 23, 2011

Favorite Songs of 2011

Filed under: awesome,last.fm,list,music,spotify — twernt @ 9:13 am

Here are my 20 favorite songs of 2011. I’m pretty sure they all come out in 2011. They’re in alphabetical order by artist. Some of the Last.fm links include videos.

lastfm: The Black Keys - Gold On The Ceiling spotify: The Black Keys - Gold On The Ceiling The Black Keys – Gold On The Ceiling

lastfm: Black Lips - Raw Meat spotify: Black Lips - Raw Meat Black Lips – Raw Meat

lastfm: Crystal Fighters - At Home spotify: Crystal Fighters - At Home Crystal Fighters – At Home

lastfm: Cuckoo Chaos - Just Ride It spotify: Cuckoo Chaos - Just Ride It Cuckoo Chaos – Just Ride It

lastfm: Cults - Bumper spotify: Cults - Bumper Cults – Bumper

lastfm: Cut Copy - Take Me Over spotify: Cut Copy - Take Me Over Cut Copy – Take Me Over

lastfm: Dum Dum Girls - He Gets Me High spotify: Dum Dum Girls - He Gets Me High Dum Dum Girls – He Gets Me High

lastfm: The Head And The Heart - Couer d'Alene spotify: The Head And The Heart - Couer d'Alene The Head And The Heart – Couer d’Alene

lastfm: The Joy Formidable - Whirring spotify: The Joy Formidable - Whirring The Joy Formidable – Whirring

lastfm: Little Dragon - Ritual Union spotify: Little Dragon - Ritual Union Little Dragon – Ritual Union

lastfm: M83 - Midnight City spotify: M83 - Midnight City M83 – Midnight City

lastfm: Middle Brother - Middle Brother spotify: Middle Brother - Middle Brother Middle Brother – Middle Brother

lastfm: Neon Indian - Polish Girl spotify: Neon Indian - Polish Girl Neon Indian – Polish Girl

lastfm: Oh Land - We Turn It Up spotify: Oh Land - We Turn It Up Oh Land – We Turn It Up

lastfm: Smith Westerns - Still New spotify: Smith Westerns - Still New Smith Westerns – Still New

lastfm: Stars - The Night Starts Here spotify: Stars - The Night Starts Here Stars – The Night Starts Here

lastfm: Unknown Mortal Orchestra - How Can You Luv Me spotify: Unknown Mortal Orchestra - How Can You Luv Me Unknown Mortal Orchestra – How Can You Luv Me

lastfm: The Vaccines - If You Wanna spotify: The Vaccines - If You Wanna The Vaccines – If You Wanna

lastfm: We Are Augustines - Chapel Song spotify: We Are Augustines - Chapel Song We Are Augustines – Chapel Song

lastfm: Wild Flag - Future Crimes spotify: Wild Flag - Future Crimes Wild Flag – Future Crimes

November 30, 2011

Fart Operated Random Channel TV Remote

Filed under: awesome,farts,how-to — twernt @ 10:42 am

OK, I know that sounds weird, but bear with me for a moment. It’s fart-operated. There is also a video

November 29, 2011

Do a tootsie roll!

Filed under: art,cartoons,space,video games — twernt @ 2:33 pm

Do a tootsie roll!

November 28, 2011

What’s on the other side?

Filed under: how-to,mystery,science,translation — twernt @ 2:22 pm

moleman

When you aim your drill car or moleman machine or Official Jules Verne brand Rotatormatic Inclined Plane Descent Travellox through the center of the earth, it may be helpful to familiarize yourself with what’s on the other side, assuming of course the earth isn’t hollow. Use the Antipodes Map to find the antipodal location of a location.

January 14, 2008

I’m confused :(

Filed under: Internet,list,words — twernt @ 3:37 pm

The Internet is confused about:

January 11, 2008

“In Appreciation…”

Filed under: art — twernt @ 10:52 am

Here are the winners of the SAP Asia Pacific Children/Young Adults Art Competition, including my personal favorite:

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January 2, 2008

Beingll Being Lady Lucy

Filed under: art,mystery — twernt @ 8:54 am

It’s unclear what’s going on here at Beingll Being Lady Lucy with the drawings of people and drawings of words integrated into the drawings of people. There hasn’t been an update since 2004, so we’re left to assume that these drawings served their purpose.

December 31, 2007

1 of 16: Aesop Rock – None Shall Pass

Filed under: list,music,video — twernt @ 9:52 am

1 of 16 (in pseudo reverse alphabetical order) in twernt’s official hot hit picks of 2007, Aesop Rock – None Shall Pass:

2 of 16: Amy Winehouse – Rehab

Filed under: list,music,video — twernt @ 9:52 am

2 of 16 (in pseudo reverse alphabetical order) in twernt’s official hot hit picks of 2007, Amy Winehouse – Rehab:

3 of 16: Band of Horses – Ode To LRC

Filed under: list,music,video — twernt @ 9:51 am

3 of 16 (in pseudo reverse alphabetical order) in twernt’s official hot hit picks of 2007, Band of Horses – Ode To LRC:

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